And then, everyone, yes, EVERYONE, will know the glory of the red button and will quake in its presence.

If we receive enough of this so-called 'money,' we will be able to get 'Don't Push the Red Button: Anniversary Edition' in front of the eyes of the world. We have been told by our accounting and law team that in order to distribute this experience to the widest audience we need to ask for a certain amount of a newly discovered resource called: 'Money.' The unshaven team at Cercle has been working day and night and day, furiously typing algorithms into our coffees and downing cup after cup of delicious computer, all in the desperate attempt to complete 'Don't Push The Red Button: Anniversary Edition' before the 26th. My God, what an astounding time to be alive.

In fact, UCLA will now offer a prestigious MBA in the Red Button Arts this Fall. The Red Button was nominated for a Pulitzer prize in February, was considered for the MacAuthur Genius Grant, and History courses at Yale and Harvard have started teaching Red Button 101 classes. As everyone knows, this game has gone down as one of the most important events in human history.

July 26th, 2018 will mark one full, amazing, rich, beautiful, glorious, painstakingly long year of people playing a game where they don't push a red button. DON'T PUSH THE RED BUTTON ANNIVERSARY EDITION

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